"We're peers," he said.

Then he zipped his pants and flushed.

"We're totally peers," I said.

See! I'm peering at you.

"I refuse to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button!" he snapped.

After it was revealed that he had fabricated much of his fieldwork on the Yanomami people, he was forced by his colleagues to anthropologize.

Is Your Face Too Complicated?

Use Occam's Razor!

Foreboding

NARRATOR: The words he chose were oddly for boating.

CHARACTER: Man overboard.

win win

mike: just sent you an invite for a new pun blog. want to join?
ben: it's a winvitation.

Traveler in a Distant Bandwidth

My friend left facebook. Now he's in E-xile.

Shark! The Herald Anglers Sing

Dissed Miss

Today I assserted to my colleague that her new memoir should be called:

AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 LAYS.

[oh, dag!]

My Cover Story

Today I had to write some back cover copy for a fantasy detective novel. It's full of elves and troll-gangsters and molls with gams that go on 4-eva. The headline was weird. Now it is punny:

A DAMSEL IN A DRESS...
was his biggest weakness.