"We're peers," he said.

Then he zipped his pants and flushed.

"We're totally peers," I said.

See! I'm peering at you.

"I refuse to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button!" he snapped.

After it was revealed that he had fabricated much of his fieldwork on the Yanomami people, he was forced by his colleagues to anthropologize.

Is Your Face Too Complicated?

Use Occam's Razor!

Foreboding

NARRATOR: The words he chose were oddly for boating.

CHARACTER: Man overboard.

win win

mike: just sent you an invite for a new pun blog. want to join?
ben: it's a winvitation.